Total Medals Earned: 1,326 (From 213 different games.) Total Medal Score: 18,120 Points
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/15 points)
Collect all the SockFuckers.
You won the game. Now you get to see Atreyu's opinion on C2.
Medals Earned: 7/8 (65/90 points)
first time calculating
0/0
what is 9 plus 10
calculate 5 times
calculate 10 times
find the cupan
r u ok
get random cantaloupe result
Medals Earned: 2/2 (75/75 points)
Mmm yummy!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/65 points)
the story had to progress SOMEhow.
Hold Z in the SUPER SUPER difficult boss known as Onrah without taking any damage.
Have your boat sink 26 times in a single playthrough.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (30/30 points)
kat
Click "exit" button
Medals Earned: 1/35 (5/245 points)
Played Bandits & Barbarians for the first time
Reach Silver Rank in Competitive
Reach Gold Rank in Competitive
Reach Diamond Rank in Competitive
Unlocked Red Knight!
Unlocked Blue Knight!
Unlocked Green Knight!
Unlocked Orange Knight!
Unlocked Grey Knight!
Unlocked Fencer!
Unlocked Beekeeper!
Unlocked Peasant!
Unlocked Peasant Girl!
Unlocked Skeleton!
Unlocked Green Princess!
Unlocked Blue Princess!
Unlocked Pink Knight!
Unlocked Alien!
Unlocked Eskimo!
Unlocked Industrialist!
Unlocked Brute!
Unlocked Snakey!
Unlocked Saracen!
Unlocked Royal Guard!
Unlocked Stove Face!
Unlocked Cone Head!
Unlocked Red Princess!
Unlocked Blacksmith!
Unlocked Hatty!
Unlocked Necromancer!
Unlocked King!
Unlocked Bear!
Unlocked Fire Demon!
Unlocked Ninja!
Unlocked Tricky!
Medals Earned: 10/13 (115/220 points)
Welcome to Beamsy's Dreams!
Complete stage 1
Complete stage 2
Complete stage 3
Try out Bimsy's Remix
Try out Beamsy's Hell
Score 25 points on stage 1
Score 30 points on stage 2
Score 35 points on stage 3
Score 50 points in Bimsy's Remix
Score 100 points in Bimsy's Remix
Score 38 points on Beamsy's Hell
Slow the game down a whoooole lot.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/255 points)
Start playing
Finish the tutorial
Achieve rank C
Achieve rank B
Achieve rank A
Achieve rank S
Achieve rank SS
Achieve rank SSS
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/135 points)
Break 10 crystals in a single run.
Break 50 crystals in a single run.
Unlock all Buglopedia entries.
Choose your destiny...
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/155 points)
Be aware: noise attracts the beast!
Your journey ends here! Or not, try again!
A blind man driving?
Ouch, that must hurt extra bad.
Pay no mind, this is just a normal a bush.
You gotta a good aim for a blind man.
You know how to keep your mouth shut. Good.
Who needs to see when you got ninja senses.